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Vin Toyer Bio

I was born at a very early age. Each year I grew older… eventually taking jobs parking cars, delivering things called "phone books", and writing software. I developed my story-telling skills when my kids would demand a story in exchange for going to sleep. I have always wanted to be different -- just like everyone else. My greatest passion is learning from people who know things that I don't. Read Less ...Read More
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GRADE SCHOOL ADVENTURES.
A hilarious bestselling picture book series about the day-to-day adventures in grade school.

Whether a sister, a brother, or an only child entering or enrolled in grade school, kids can easily relate to these heartwarming stories. The journey has you always rooting for the characters, ending in a life lesson focused on kindness, compassion and inclusion.
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THE
BOOKS

Each book follows siblings Cecily, Greta, and Owen... who discover that the answers to their problems lie within each character individually, and combined with one another. Incredible artwork and stories of simple prose work beautifully together to make imaginations come alive. This is a must-have book series for children ages 3+.

To learn
and enjoy.

IT'S OPPOSITE DAY

There's Something UNUSUAL Going On!?!?
Cecily is having trouble sleeping because of the strange mark on her calendar. It shows that tomorrow is OPPOSITE DAY!
A joyful but unusual day unfolds when she has to take over running the household because her parents won’t get out of bed. This challenges her to take charge of the family through the end of the day. She must overcome obstacles such as mis-behaving animals, getting dressed with clothes that won’t “match", and a day at school unlike one that she's ever had!?!

GIRL GREETS GORILLA

In The Mighty Middle Meadow
When you are wandering the woolly woods foraging for food in the middle of a mighty forest, oftentimes you must outwit the oddities placed in your path. Greta must out-maneuver maroon monkeys, lime-green llamas, a grand gulch of glitter,and a group of gorillas to find her way home. What can she do to manage this mess and contain this challenge? How will she do it? Who will help her and why? Beautiful story of how children use the skills that they gained dealing with the brilliance ofolder siblings and the cuteness of younger ones to overcome obstacles.

REVERSE THE CURSE

Of May the First!
Not all heroes wear capes! Some wear Spider-Man PJ’s! This is the story of one such hero, a boy named Owen. When all of the boys and girls in the park mysteriously lose their balls, Owen must figure out why. Who can help him? How can he get the balls back from a mysterious tree that buzzes?

BOOM!

SAID ONE FIREWORK TO THE OTHER (COMING SOON)

COMING
SOON

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CHARACTERS

live at 14 1/2 Square Circle
in UPtown, USA.

Snackable, work or
play. Enjoy DONÜTS
any time you choose.
For a BOLD flavour explosion, leave a can in your trunk for the weekend.
Kindle the dog: Don’t call him crazy-- he prefers "mentally hilarious"!
  • Full Name: Kindle The Aussie
  • Breed: Australian Shepherd
  • Likes: Licking his paws, chasing his shadow
  • Dislikes:  Being left behind, bubble baths
  • Wonders:  Did he eat breakfast? He's pretty SURE he didn't eat breakfast!
CECILY: Living the adventure of her life                
  • Likes: Hashtags, because they look like waffles
  • Dislikes: Challenges that aren't challenging
  • Wonders: Why her left hand can't reach her left elbow
GRETA: Creates her own sunshine
  • Likes: Eating, bouncy castles... eating in bouncy castles
  • Dislikes: Noise and others in bouncy castle while she eats
  • Wonders: Why nothing is lost until Mom can’t find it
OWEN: Sleeping's so easy- he does it with his eyes closed!
  • Likes: Playing ball, toy construction trucks
  • Dislikes: Crowded elevators- they smell different to short people
  • Wonders: Why the baseball kept getting bigger... then it hit him!
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RELATABLE • ALL NATURAL • REAL STORIES • EXCEPT THE MADE UP PARTS • MADE IN AMERICA
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Effects of FAT
on the body
Eating foods that contain saturated FATS raises the level of cholesterol in your blood. High levels of LDL cholesterol in your blood increase your risk of heart disease and stroke.
Effects of SUGAR
on the brain
Excess SUGAR impairs both our cognitive skills and our self-control.  Sugar has drug-like effects in the reward center of the brain. Scientists have proposed that sweet foods can produce addiction-like effects in the human brain, driving the loss of self-control, overeating, and subsequent weight gain.
Effects of PROTEIN
on the body
A high protein diet can boost metabolism and reduce appetite, helping you lose weight. Getting enough protein is important for weight loss, muscle mass and health.
Heavily processed foods are often high in sugar, fat and empty calories.
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